Results Of Britain’s Tastiest Celebs In The Sausies Awards

The public of Great British has voted to crown both the tastiest and least tasty celebrities in Britain!

The SAUSIES Awards are sponsored by Porky Whites, the best tasting British brand of sausage since 1935 and reveal the celebrities the nation consider as the epitome of great taste as well as those who leave a bad taste in the mouth.

Hundreds of online voters participated to determine which celebrities came out on top in 13 hotly contested categories from politics and radio personalities to TV and sports stars. Voters were asked to select their choices by considering four classifications :

  • Looks
  • Style
  • Personality
  • Behaviour

The winners for this year’s Tastiest Celebrities announced on October 25, 2018, were…

Tastiest TV Duo

Philip Schofield and Holly Willoughby of ITV’s “This Morning” show were the outright winners in this category. With almost half of the votes cast going to Phil and Holly, they came out well ahead of Sandi and Noel of Bake Off and Tess and Claudia of Strictly. One voter commented that Phil and Holly have such great chemistry that they ‘go together like sausage and mash’.

Tastiest Male Celebrity

Tom Hardy scooped the Tastiest Male Celebrity award. Not only do the British public think that this former model, now turned actor and film producer, is extremely good looking, but is also an amazing actor and animal lover to boot, which appealed to voters.

Tastiest Female Celebrity

Holly Willoughby of ITV fame picked up her second award when she beat Stacey Solomon and Emma Willis to take first place as the Tastiest Female Celebrity. Voters described her as a funny, gorgeous, and a genuine person. One male voter was quite risqué by saying that he would love to share a sausage with her (no pun intended he says).

Tastiest Male Breakfast TV Presenter

Ben Shephard of Good Morning Britain won the battle against Piers Morgan, his co-presenter on Good Morning Britain, receiving almost a third of the votes to take this coveted crown. An arch-rival of Morgan’s, Dan Walker of BBC, came in third. Voters were apparently won over by Shephard’s good looks and personality.

Tastiest Female Breakfast Presenter

Susanna Reid of Good Morning Britain received the top award in this category by beating her co-presenter Kate Garraway and Louise Minchin of BBC Breakfast fame. Voters said they found her attractive, funny, and a brilliant interviewer. One voter remarked that the fact that she has Piers Morgan to deal with shows that she must have the patience of a saint.

Tastiest Sportsman

David Beckham won the Tastiest Sportsman award by beating Max Whitlock and Antony Joshua. According to voters, it shows that ‘Golden Balls’ still has what it takes. They also remarked that he is ageing well and is still ‘a really handsome guy’.

Tastiest Sportswoman

Dame Jessica Ennis-Hill, one of Great Britain’s most decorated athletes, was crowned the Tastiest Sportswoman, adding another accolade to her long list of titles. According to voters, she is truly inspiring, a great role model, and just a beautiful person inside and out.

Tastiest Male TV Chef

Gordon Ramsay clinched the coveted award in this category ahead of rivals James Martin and Jamie Oliver. According to those who voted for him it was his outspoken nature, professionalism, and culinary skills that made him a big hit in this category and some said they would love him to cook a meal for them.

Tastiest Female TV Chef

Nigella Lawson was crowned Tastiest Female TV Chef despite her disagreement with Dawn French over the best way to serve scones – cream or jam first?. According to voters, it was her sophistication, domestic goddess persona, and sex appeal that helped her clinch the award ahead of Lorraine Pascale and Nadiya Hussain.

There were two awards for Least Tasty/Tasteless Celebrities

Tasteless Politician

Theresa May won the unenviable title of Least Tasty Celebrity, closely followed by Boris Johnson for his most distasteful gaffs and remarks during the past year. Voters remarked that they found May’s dance moves to be most off-putting. Jeremy Corby came in third as most Tasteless Politician.

Tasteless Celebrity

Katie Hopkins was voted the most distasteful celebrity, edging ahead of Katie Price in second place and Piers Morgan “love him or loathe him” in third place. Voters remarked that they found Katie to be vile and rude and thought she was a real toad.

Congratulations to the winners and runners-up of the Tastiest Celebrity categories who have shown that they have impeccably good taste according to their voters.

As for the tasteless losers, they have 12 months until next year’s SAUSIES Awards to try and put things right.